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As you have heard, the Bush Administration
announced recently that almost every one of us taxpayers will
get a nice rebate check soon from the U.S. Government: $300 to
$600 for individuals, and another $200 for each dependent child.
The declared purpose of this rebate
is to stimulate the American economy when we all go out and spend
it. However, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money
will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go
to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will all go to India,
and if we purchase HD TV's, stereos, or other electronic crap,
the money will all go to Taiwan. If we purchase a good car, it
will all go to Japan or Korea or Germany. Shoe and clothing
purchases will go to China, Indonesia, or Viet Nam. Even if
we buy food, the fruit and vegetables proceeds will all go to
Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, and beef proceeds will go to
Argentina -- and of course, none of it will help the American
economy!
We need to keep that money here
in America! So the only way to keep that money here at home is
to spend it on sex and liquor since these are, apparently, the
only businesses still left in the US.
So grab a drink, go to my websites,
www.hotmandi.com and www.mandingoblonde.com, and subscribe!
What better way can you think to
spend your rebate than to support your drinking and sexual pleaures.
We promise it will be money well spent. |
